Lucy and Anna DeCinque, the identical twins who share EVERYTHING — including a boyfriend and a bed! No comment! — now want to their own pair of giant identical fake boobs. You know what they say: The identical twins who get enormous fake tits together, stay together! And probably also share a boyfriend and a bed! No comment!
Lucy and Anna appeared on Botched because a, well, botched boob job left them with mismatched breasts, which if you've absorbed anything you've read thus far, you know would be their absolute worst nightmare.
"We eat the same, sleep the same, talk the same, but unfortunately, these aren't the same," they say in unison pointing to their breasts. I just got a shiver down my spine, but not in a bad way.
The 30-year-old twins from Perth, Australia, are going on the show to get the matching (double d +) boobs they deserve.
"Growing up we were flat chested, A's, completely nothing," Anna says. "We found our plastic surgeon through the yellow pages."
Well, Yellow Pages, no more! The twins are now in the big leagues, Botched-style. (And since they've already spent $200,000 on plastic surgery, it's a good thing Botched is free.) (It's free, right?! If people pay to be on Botched, I will cry forever.)
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